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GRYTPYPE: I’ll take that as a yes. Moriarty, to work. MORIARY: At once, but you know I can only work to the harmonic sounds of Max Geldry.
GRYTPYPE: All in hand my little pneaumatic friend, here he is now,
right on time. Care to dance Neddie. MAX & ORCHESTRA: MUSIC. (Applause) WALLACE: Ladies and Gentlemen, and those inbetween, we now wisk you straight back to No. 10 Charlie Avnue for act Two, A SPANNER IN THE WORKS...don’t ask me, I’m only the announcer. SEAGOON: Mmmmmm (Deep deathly mumblings) GRYTPYPE: There you are Neddie, your new OXYGEN meter. Switch it on Moriarty there’s a good fellow. FX: Clicking sound. SEAGOON: (Gasping for breath) It’s, It’s a, It’s a miracle, fresh clean air. I’m saved, again. (Breaks into uncontrolable singing). GRYTPYPE: You silly twisted man. SEAGOON: Wait a minute you shouldn’t have said that, that line has been cut from the show! GRYTPYPE: I know, that’s why I switched the lines around in the interval. SEAGOON: (Takes a breath as if to speak). GRYTPYPE: For your line Neddie, thanks awfully. FX: Knock on the wall. WILLIUM: Scuse me mate, I’m from the Guiness Book of Records. Whichone of you just broke the world record for the longest time without oxygen? SEAGOON: Me, I did. Am I going to be in the next edition then. Fame at last. WILLIUM: Na mate, I just came round to tell ya we missed it. Bye. GRAMS: WHOOSH. SEAGOON: I didn’t wish to know that.
GRYTPYPE: Now Neddie, listen very carefully while Moriarty explains
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